We prefer to ship via USPS flat-rate boxes, but we’re reasonable people and can pretty much accommodate whatever special request you might have. But we hope you’re not one of those people who has too many special requests.
Yeah, we do. We’re not perfect at it, but really who is? We do the best we can, like the name says.
That’s a great question! If we’re honest, it’s anybody’s guess. If you’re in the US, the post says 3 business days but that might be lies. UPS and FedEx are more reliable, but you might get one of those fucking stickers. We don’t have anything to do with those stickers; sometimes it seems UPS and FedEx don’t have anything to do with them either. Super sorry about that. But hey, if you’re having a hard time, just send us an email and we’ll do our best to make it right. No promises tho, because we’ve met some super difficult people who will never be happy and are pretty much ruining it for everyone else. If you know them, tell them.
Oh goodness no. Silly, silly bird.
We don’t think so. But who knows anymore, am I right?